G plans to write a mail to his boss.
me: Send it to me before you do.
G: Why? You want to do a grammar check?
me: And a spell check.
G: What are you, like, Microsoft Word?
me: No. Open Office.
G: No, you’re not.
me: Yes, I am. I’m anti-establishment.
G: If Open Office was anti-establishment, it would corrupt Word files. It doesn’t do that. So, ergo.
me: Ok…yeah…true. So, what am I?
G: You’re like…some new, unique version.
I think that’s so sweet. 😀