Huhn??

2009 July 6
by Aanchal Tyagi

Just saw an ad in the paper for a Nursery School called Kidzee.

First of all, what kinda name is that??! Kid-ZEE?? Really? Why? What does it mean?! Does it even mean anything?

Second – the USP of this strangely named kindergarten school seems to be that they “grow your unique child”. Yes, they do. That’s their tagline – “Kidzee. Growing your unique child.”

Huhn??

6 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 July 6

    Sounds like something to do with Zee TV, no?
    What Angrezi will they manage to teach my unique child, I wonder!

  2. 2009 July 6

    Yes, it has everything to do with the group that owns Zee TV which is why it’s Kidzee.

    For the rest, there’s no explanation at all except poor grammar!

  3. 2009 July 7

    we have kidzee here too.. never bothered to read thier tag line though..and after having read that, there is no way im ever sending any kid of mine there!

  4. 2009 July 10
    HappyMonkey permalink

    Kid-Zee is a well thought out name. It’s part of our purple cow strategy. You noticed it didn’t you?

    As far as the tag line goes, a couple of biochip implants here and there and voila! your child’s all grown up plus for an extra fee we’ll add x-ray vision.

    -Kid-Zee Management

  5. 2009 July 13

    Um yeah – tagline conjures images of planting kid-seeds to grow ‘em to order. Kids to order. Wow.

  6. 2009 July 26

    as if kids in other schools dont grow lol……..

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